The following conversation occurred last night while I was doing the dishes….
Me: Squeezing the dish detergent bottle angrily. “See, dammit, this is why I don’t get the cheap shit.”
Him: “What’s your issue?”
Me: “The damn nozzle is clogged with this cheap ass dish detergent.” Squeezes it angrily in his direction.
Him: “Stick something in it”
Me: “How about your dick?”
Him: “No it’s too small.”
Me: “That sounds like a problem.”
Him: “What does?”
Me: “That your dick is too small for the nozzle.” Squeezes angrily again.
Him: “That’s not what I meant.”
Me: “Too late, now, it’s been said, you can’t take it back.”
For The Life of Me 